Native Angeleno

My beach. My rules.

Sadly, though the LA Times food blog purports to report on the Los Angeles food scene, in this instance they are cockteases and the glorious artery-clogging delight you see before you is only available in North Carolina at the Charlote Motor Speedway.

  • Yes, Virginia, that is a bacon covered funnel cake.
  • It is called the “bacakonator,” which sounds a little bit too much like “bukkake” for my taste.
  • Question: Is Red State “fly-over” county-fair food a form of Darwinian natural selection to counter-balance the failure of the Blue State “coastal elites” to reproduce in sufficent numbers?
  • I’m not gonna lie: yes, I would totally eat that in a heartbeat (though said heartbeat would probably be my last).

[via LAT]